Metallica Sue Canadian Band over E, F Chords

Yet another reason to hate Metallica.

UPDATE As Matthew points out, the above story is a hoax. Jimmy Kimmel

and MSNBC both referred to it as fact, so at least I’m not the only one

who neglected to check his references. Besides, the fact that so many

people believed it to be true says something about the sorry state of

a formerly good-not-great band.