How Many Names Hath God?

From The Morning News, How Many Names Hath God?"

I found it pretty much hilarious…

“Jimmy. The archangel Gabriel was summoned by the will of God. Gabriel bowed his head and replied, “How may I serve you, Jimmy? I mean, Lord?â€? Thus followed the awkwardest silence in the history of heaven.”

and

“Zagbrobbagaghra. Used by missionaries in those foreign lands where respect for a deity is earned by a fearsome-sounding, multi-syllabic name. God knows how to play ball.”