Humm this

For a long time, I resented, despised and otherwise looked upon me-first, terrorist-loving commie Hummer owners with utter disdain.

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Then as one of the bastards cut me off yesterday, I realized that I may have been wrong. Men don’t own Hummers by choice. They own them because they have to. It’s the only thing that could possibly compensate for having no cock.