That new-fangled turntable
Jessica’s friend Aubrey walked by while my turntable was playing (Iron Maiden’s Killers, in case you wondered) and the following exchange helped me realize how old I am…
Aubrey: What’s that?
Me: What?
Aubrey: That thing, is that a record player?
Me: Yes, why?
Aubrey: I’ve never seen one before – it’s cool.
Sigh.