Wanna come over and play with my Wii Wii?

The next great video game “Revolution” from Nintendo is going to be called… are you ready…. “Wii.” That’s right, as in “We.” Of course that’s not how I see it. I see “Wee,” as in “Wee Wee,” as in, oh-my-God-that-name-sucks. How many teenage boys are going to buy something named after their grandmothers' euphemism for penis?